4/19/10

MALKOVICH, THE SAFEST PERSON IN THE WORLD

NIKIYA SHOUTED AT ME RECENTLY FOR TAKING my seatbelt off upon entering a lot, instead of waiting until we were parked. She has a point. I have a shabby commitment to safety. Potential accidents loom perpetually overhead, too numerous to name. After ten seconds of research, I have concluded that the safest place in the world is in a parked car with your seatbelt on. This would also be a good argument for not getting out of bed in the morning, except most mattresses don't have seatbelts, and this is California. So, here's a snappy instructional video on how to stay safe in these trying times. Hello from Lot 7 (yellow).

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