Salma Hayek Shares Tittie with African Baby

Man, remember when being an African baby was the last thing anybody wanted to be? Back in the 80s and 90s? Now, if you have the fortunate fate of being born in a ravaged African village, you might run very good chances of being swooped away in a golden chariot by Hollywood's elite.

Or at least getting a chance to suckle star milk from the sweet bosoms of Salma Hayek.

Let us rejoice. Being African is the hot shit again.

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